BIKE IS THE NEW BLACK
Cycling is the new black this summer. Haven't you heard? Folks in my department are driving their bikes to school and going for afternoon rides. Don't get me wrong, it's totally awesome. But sometimes it feels like bike and bike shit is all people talk about these days. "So-and-so bought a new bike and I bought a new helmet and he got one of those wireless odometers and we went here and then we went there and I burned a thousand calories and then blah blah blah and what do you think about my ass in these spandex shorts?"
I have been quietly biking for the past 5 years. The bicycle has been around for almost 200 years. What's all this noise about? Obviously I enjoy it, but it's also a practical mode of transportation for me. I rode 115 miles this week. Some of those miles were fun and some of them sucked dick. It's a very cool machine, people, but it's not a religion.
This is all I'm sayin'.