GOLDEN BIRTHDAY
Now I am 31 years old.
Which means I'm officially out of my mid-twenties, right?
Musings of a Winter Wren
I'm wearing brown cloggy shoes today. Walking from class to class this morning, I noticed some piece of debris found its way into one shoe. So I slipped it off and discovered a single kernel of corn.
I have a 20 week ultrasound scheduled next Thursday. The Steady and I decided to keep the sex a mystery. Knowing will not make us love the kid any differently, and besides, not knowing will cut down on all those obnoxious "gender appropriate" infant clothes relatives love to buy. I don't want any pink outfits speckled with twirling ballerinas or blue outfits dotted with boxy trucks. Thanks, but no thanks.
Last weekend The Steady and I went to my parent’s house to visit and do a little snow shoeing. Often, my dad will use these gatherings as an excuse to make some Eastern European dishes. It is kind of a political move, actually. Mom's dinner lobby is weaker when her children are in town and dad knows it. This time he made Kugelis, which you probably already know, is the official Lithuanian national dish. He used to make it when we were kids and we love it. It's a potato/bacon/onion loaf that is eaten with copious amounts of sour cream. I mean who are we kdding? Most Eastern European dishes are simply vectors for sour cream.
Cross country skiing on city lakes at sunset while listening to Sigur Ros is fantastic. I highly recommend it.
So Pony was the reason why I failed to post in August. The Steady and I were traveling around the Near West. We drove down to Omaha to visit his sister and then out to Colorado to stay with his parents. On the way, we did some camping in South Dakota, North Dakota, and Wyoming. It was a splendid trip!
Great snakes! I don't think I ever mentioned: I bought a car last August. It is the first car I've ever owned. Well I suppose I co-owned a car when I was married those four years, but this is the first car I ever purchased myself. And I'm thirty years old! For shame, what a bad American I am.
It's a Toyota, Yaris.
Here she is in the Black Hills:
Sometimes I call her Pony Girl.
Sometimes I just call her Pony.
Just a quick note to the person who broke into my gym locker (how?) at the YWCA and stole my half-used bottle of shampoo (okay) and my half-used stick of deodorant (euch):
They broke the news this morning on my way to work so we could hear George Dub-ya Bush hold his last press conference. Had I given in to my impulse to changed the dial I would have missed him saying, "And many of you misunderestimated me."
I hate it when people overcompensate their excessive inexperience, ignorance, and inadequacy with haughtiness, bravado, and snobbery.
The alleyway behind our house is narrow. Last Wednesday, after a 12 hour day at work, all I wanted to do was come home, park my car in the garage, and eat the hot, crispy, spicy pork chimichanga that I planned to fetch from the neighborhood joint.
I lost more than five pounds before I knew I was pregnant. Not because of the nausea/puking, that did not kick in until the middle of the second month. No, I suppose it was because I was burning more calories. All of the sudden coffee for breakfast and yogurt/granola/fruit salad for lunch was just not enough. I was amazed to find my own gurgling stomach rousing me at 3 AM and it would not let me rest until I offered up the sacrificial banana or bowl of Trader Joe Ohs.
So those squirrely immature boys I mentioned on 12/15. Man, they crack me up. Today I was showing a video about affluence in China. Shockingly, there are Chinese people on the program and they are speaking in, you guessed it, Chinese. And apparently, some of these guys find the Chinese language rather funny.
I hate it when I am listening to the news on the radio and I can hear the speaker's sticky spit smacking around in their mouths when they speak. Aaaaaaagh! Why don't you remove the microphone from your swampy, Tropic of Capricorn mouth and swish with some Listerine or at least drink a tall glass of water.
A couple weeks ago I received a telephone call from the hospital that will help me to remove the little bun from my oven in about five weeks [sic]. They said they needed demographic information. First, they asked me to define my race. God I loathe this question, as all of you should. Are you Black? White? Or perhaps you are one of those Asianorpacificislander? I mean, who can answer this accurately? The steady, for example, has fair skin but he's also 1/16 Cherokee. Does that mean he should identify as Native American too?
Yesterday I had my third prenatal visit. The physician let us listen to the heartbeat and wow, talk about a speedy metabolism!! My word, what a hummingbird! What a little water shrew! I still can't believe that thing is actually renting my womb. And who wouldn't considering the numerous paid utilities (food, garbage disposal, water, and heat)? FYI: phone, high speed internet, and satellite TV are all your responsibility, little friend.
PRADA: So how are things going? How are you feeling these days?